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jerry beads

Introduced in 2002 on Jerry Springer as a reward to audience members who expose their breasts on camera.

Also see Mardi Gras.
Fat chick: "Im gonna get me some Jerry Beads!"
*flashes tits*

Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
by 10010000101001 March 17, 2008
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Benadryl Dart

1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.
On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).
by Fotofly November 28, 2010
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Benadrome

High priced /High quality marijuana. Smoked usually in a blunt form.

It also translated from Russian to English as Bemused which means confused, hint, towards the powerful nature of the weed's results.
"I was all in da clup sippin some jin smokin on a benadrome when i peeped this little hoe out..."

-Snoop Dogg from his hit record Sensual Seduction.
by SatanLeather(Hail!!!) March 10, 2008
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Beauty and The Beads

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017
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Benas

A last name believed to be of Greek origin. To be associated with people who are very masculine, attractive, sexy, and with overall beauty. People of the surname Benas also excell academically. They come with the ability to satisfy any women the come across.
That Benas is so sexy i would do him right here.
by Benas April 27, 2009
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benadryl

1. An over the counter antihistimine that works great if you need to stop an allergic reaction or fall asleep.
2. The world's least addictive recreational drug. There's nothing fun about getting high on Benadryl. In fact, it's horrible. You have terrifying hallucinations that are impossible to distinguish from reality. Gum is more addictive than that shit.
1. That Benadryl stopped my sneezing but damn am I sleepy now.
2. One time I ate 16 Benadryl for "fun." My ceiling had two fans on it and a wrought iron fence was sticking out of my wall. I heard footsteps on the ceiling, people banging on my window, and upon seeing a giant, oozing bug on my comforter, I spent the duration of the night whimpering underneath my covers.
by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009
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Pop his beads

To be marked for death by a rival gang. To have your beads ripped off.
Yo, go pop his beads!
by Beadpopper2000 September 30, 2012
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