Belvedere

When you take a particularly clean shit and don’t have to wipe.

“I saved you a $1 in toilet paper, cuz I just took a Belvedere.”

by Nate Truax June 25, 2019

Mr. Belvedere

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.

I Mr. Belvedered myself.

by DiggerMan March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedere

verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.

Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...

by Nannerpuss March 15, 2009

belvedere college

This school is doesn’t smell nice

I went to Belvedere college and this school doesn’t smell nice

by Cool kid 10 June 10, 2021

Mr. Belvedere

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.

"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"

by Mikey851 August 14, 2008

Mr. Belvedere

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

by amikke01 December 9, 2008

Belvedere college

The best school to ever exist

I wish I was in Belvedere college

by Volans o June 10, 2021