belmar

An upstate cesspool populated by aging hipsters who live with their parents, professional DJs and other "artists", cokeheads, underachievers, self-absorbed (for no discernible reason) posers, alcoholics, drug addicts and losers. This is the place to go if you want to end up on welfare, with kidney failure, on an anti-viral cocktail, or if you have failed at every other juncture in life, an identity. If you kiss the owner's son's gigantic ass, you may end up with a temporary job, which granted is not easy to come by in the wasteland that is Binghamton, and the gratifying sense that a bunch of chronically aimless, unattractive, age-inappropriate, talentless wannabes think you are "cool". IMPORTANT: This sense of coolness and accomplishment will never be correlated by the outside world so it is crucial that you NEVER LEAVE THE BELMAR.

It's wing night at the Belmar.

by awesome101 January 19, 2008

Belmar

A Town in at the Jersey Shore, Monmouth County. Can also be described as Central Jersey. Bruce Springsteen and the E street Band was located on 10th ave and E Street in Belmar. The Song 10th Ave Freezeout was about the house on 10th Ave. Belmar is not realized as a freindly town due to the high levels of tourism. Usuall tourists are Guidos. Club scences, loud cars, and the Italian Flag are distinqishable features of the Town. Belmar is refered to as B town.

If you want to go to the Beach, follow the Garden State Parkway until you get to exit 98 and you will see a sign for Belmar. That is a good spot to rest at. Vinny and Geno had a great time there.

by Lawn Gnome November 12, 2007

Belair'd

On an internet forum (World of Warcraft for example. It's when you write a post that looks serious but upon closer inspection contains lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Belair intro.

That was a real interesting article, but I couldn't believe it ...I was Belair'd!

by sandy_strings501 March 19, 2007

belmitsfa

a special day every 4 years on the 16th october where a congreunt of people gather in Trafalgar square in london waving a variety of dildos and sex toys. participants may also be named "bellmitsphariens". a truck is also on scene with a massive ladies finger on top to make sure no one gets hurt.

{TM D&B}

"alright mate are u boppin belmitsfa this year. its gna be so good bring loadsa batteries init g."

"ok mate ill see u der u wearing u bellmitspharien woggle?"
"yh g feel?"

by dyl n brownie October 3, 2007

Besmirch

To sneak up behind someone, then proceed to jump up and grab the victims head in one or both hands and then using momentum push the victims head into their own crotch. Popularized in the early 2000's in Southern California.

Dude I totally besmirched Paul. He was drinking a soda when I did it so it was even better.

by Username_Taken January 7, 2010

belmore

The 2nd worst suburb in Sydney behind Kingsgrove, home of stupid little people that some call dwarves. Run down suburb - some call it a "deep shit hole"

Home of the Caterbury bulldogs

Dane was stuck in Belmore, he felt so disgusted his abdomen exploded and fire blew out of his arse.

by zhangbutt August 18, 2006

besmirtch

A very sexy man with an insanely large... ego.

That Besmirtch asked Milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face.

by JelloKitty October 27, 2003