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Reverse Bellows

Belching into a gaping butthole and having the recipient fart the air back in one's mouth.
The Reverse Bellows I gave your mother in church will echoe in my bowels for eternity.
by Leg Tat November 13, 2017
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dutch bellows

Dutch Bellows: A variation on the 'dutch oven', except this can be done without shoving your partners head under the covers. Simply 1) emit a cloud of dirty ass gas, 2) listen to your partners breathing, 3) when she breaths out,lift your knee under the covers. This brings in some normal air which is mixed with the ass gas. 4) When your partner is on her 'breath in' cycle, lower your knee causing her to suck in some 'dutch oven' dirty ass gas. A typical response would be to wake up coughing, usually followed by a dig in the ribs.
pjm: I had some right dirty ass juice after that curry last night, the whole house stank!

brew: yeah I nearly managed to give the missus a dutch oven last night! but she fell asleep.

gonzo: I got my misses a good 'un with the dutch bellows, she woke up coughing and spluttering - it must have been the madras I had!

pjm: filthy bugger!
by pjm & brew January 2, 2007
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bellows falls

Tiny piece of shit town in Vermont. Nothing to do and Noone you wanna see. It use to be a great town but welfare and herion has taken over.
Not a place you wanna raise ur kids. School system is Shit.
Most exciting thing for teens to do is "scoop the loop".
Bellows Falls, Vermont
by Jmhc May 20, 2016
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Sweedish Bellows

similar to the dutch oven except instead of pulling the covers over your partners head, you lift the covers at head level with one hand and push down on your feet with the other, resulting in a deadly blast to the face.
My girl kicked me out of bed this morning after I gave her a dose of the sweedish bellows.
by shardninja August 6, 2012
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arse bellows

A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.
So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!
by arc123 April 1, 2011
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english bellows

A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."
by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009
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kristin bellows

Kristin bellows: hi
Bt: lmao horse girl
by Gotchufool November 17, 2018
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