bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

all your base are belong to us

A declaration of victory or superiority. The phrase stems from a 1991 adaptation of Toaplan's "Zero Wing" shoot-'em-up arcade game for the Sega Genesis game console. A brief introduction was added to the opening screen, and it has what many consider to be the worst Japanese-to-English translation in video game history. The introduction shows the bridge of a starship in chaos as a Borg-like figure named CATS materializes and says, "How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us." sic In 2001, this amusing mistranslation spread virally through the internet, bringing with it a slew of JPEGs and a movie of hacked photographs, each showing a street sign, store front, package label, etc. hacked to read "All your base are belong to us" or one of the other many supremely dopey lines from the game (such as "Somebody set us up the bomb!!!" or "What happen?"). When these phrases are used properly, the overall effect is both screamingly funny and somewhat chilling, reminiscent of the B movie "They Live".

The original has been generalized to "All your X are belong to us", where X is filled in to connote a sinister takeover of some sort. Thus, "When Joe signed up for his new job at Yoyodyne, he had to sign a draconian NDA. It basically said, `All your code are belong to us.'" Has many of the connotations of "Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated"

all your base are belong to us

by Biohertz January 30, 2003

Being joe

A slang term derived from Philly when somebody is acting too familiar with somebody they don't even really know.

Girls who just meet a cute guy, act joe every time they mention each other.

"You're being joe as shit! You don't even know the bul!"

by BobbyJekai May 9, 2014

She belongs to the streets

A way to say a girl is a hoe. If a girl belongs to the streets she isn't just sleeping with one man she is with "the streets."

Popularized by rapper Future

*sees a girl hoeing around*
"Damn she belongs to the streets"

by Tippednean January 31, 2020

Being an Erik

Having multiple jobs and coming to one of those jobs in the state of a hangover.

One of my employees in the office was being an Erik today.

by BrugAddict July 23, 2016

being had

Being mistreated, cheated or dealt with badly.

"I can't believe you paid so much for that TV. You're being had! I bought the same TV for half the price."

"You're being had. Your lover is married and has 2 children".

by Carlos AM February 20, 2014

Being vegan with it

When someone constantly reuses the same thing often for attention.

"At first I was like aww Bill cmon and then he started being vegan with it"

by HeadSoviet June 23, 2016