siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA

the best song from the musical "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals"

hidgens: siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT

mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES

ｔｈｅ ｃｉｒｃｌｅ ｏｆ ｌｉｆｅ

by pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum April 24, 2019

e-begging

When someone on the internet asks strangers for money with little or no benefit to the strangers paying.

''I personally dislike the act of e-begging.''

by Arsixma July 18, 2020

sand bagging

To deliberately perform at a lower level than you are capable of

He was sandbagging at practice, but kicked ass at the track meets.

by Rob D. October 18, 2003

Cell bagging

When you leave your cell phone out and a guy puts his balls on it.

OMG! Don’t leave your cell phone out! Johnny is so going to cell bag it!!! Cell bagging

by Igoeflow April 18, 2021

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

this is where the fun begins

when ur powersliding onto a 1-way street that has a 15-mph school speed limit, ur going 100 mph, and the preschoolers are crossing the street

Obi-wan: "Wait, Anakin....dont go there................................. NNOOONNOONONONNO *sigh*
Anakin: "This is where the fun begins."

by No U (xd) October 28, 2018

berginer

It refers to a woman's reproductive organ. AKA the vagina.

My berginer is bleeding.

by todd chisholm September 3, 2006