beez

as a noun: a painfully, unfunny individual completely lacking in humor and self awareness

as a verb: to beez--to bring a complete lack of sense of humor to a situation
Damn, that comedienne is a beez.

You sure beezed up that joke.
by Davisian June 22, 2007
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Beez is a word used like the word am or are, to mean somebody is something.
- What beez you doing?
- I beez talking to you duh!
by Mez Foz October 07, 2006
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Beeze

Beeze (verb.) - a slang conjugation of the verb to be.
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Beezness

It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.

Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".

The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.

Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.

Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Mr. Robin - "Dude, vee got anudder beezness!"
Mrs. Darrah - "Beezness on!"
by swissdumbass May 06, 2008
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Beez

Beez as in total ownage.
Beez your total ownage! you 20x6'd me dude!.
by Beez April 18, 2004
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cuz it beez like dat sum tame!
by Linda May 12, 2003
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It was in the change room that I first noticed that he had beez on tee (balls on top); or, I could really go for some beez on tee (beans on toast).
by Bob Boston May 09, 2003
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