as a noun: a painfully, unfunny individual completely lacking in humor and self awareness
as a verb: to beez--to bring a complete lack of sense of humor to a situation
as a verb: to beez--to bring a complete lack of sense of humor to a situation
by Davisian July 22, 2007
Get the beezmug. by Mez Foz October 7, 2006
Get the beezmug. by ubarboobar September 9, 2010
Get the Beezemug. It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.
Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".
The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.
Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.
Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".
The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.
Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.
Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
by swissdumbass May 5, 2008
Get the Beeznessmug. 
It was in the change room that I first noticed that he had beez on tee (balls on top); or, I could really go for some beez on tee (beans on toast).
by Bob Boston May 9, 2003
Get the beezmug.