No Beej

Someone you would want a blow job from under any circumstances. Comes from the game Beej, Maybeej, No Beej.

George: What do you think of her?

John: No Beej!

by BistoYeti February 19, 2009

Beej

Blowjob

Tyler's Dad offered him a beej and he said OKAY!

by AidanGza March 14, 2009

Beej

Slang for...

-Beef, as in hunk, hulk, or incredible hulk.
-A stellar beach.
-A surf board.

"Elvis sure was a huck-a-Beej o' burnin' love." (girls scream and faint)

"Clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in Monterey and watched the sunset."

"Bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial."

by karl jr. April 4, 2013

Beej

The event of playing basketball by yourself at ghetto court because everyone realizes how much it would suck if they went to play. Dont try it at home. it sucks.

Alfonsus was tired of playing xbox and publishing definitions so he moseyed up to the basketball court to pull a beej.

by pseudonymister flex August 30, 2009

beej and run

When a girl gives you a blowjob and then flees town the next day, and you never hear from her again.

Garrett: Dude you remember that Miranda girl I told you about? She totally pulled a beej and run!
Key: No way man! Your semen must have tasted like old nutella!

by G Don Don May 11, 2017

take the beej

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.

Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.

Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."

by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010

Cashj Beej

Casual Blow Job. Simple as that.

Dude, that skank I met last night hooked up a cashj beej!

by bTreezy September 9, 2006