Bed head

A hairstyle that people spend almost an hour to make with gel and hairspray, to make it look like they did nothing with it when they woke up in the morning.

Jake: Wow, nice bed head. Didn't you bother to comb your hair today when you woke up?

Josh: I did!

Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?

Josh. Yeah...lol.

Jake: Wow...Edgy.

by 2009ends August 24, 2009

behead

To chop off, cut, slice, etc. someones head.

King Henry VIII beheaded two of his six wives

by Joe Riekhof May 24, 2007

Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning

Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.

by Em945 September 18, 2016

behead

The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.

Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"

by dj crackpot October 26, 2017

Beheading

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.

I heard Chris got a good beheading.

by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017

behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

beheading

When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.

Mary Queen of Scotts had a beheading last week.

by Carter335783 January 31, 2020