'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.
'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.
'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.
by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009
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If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.
If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.
If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.
If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.
Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.
Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it
Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.
Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it
Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it
Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.
Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it
by Bradley Groot February 19, 2008
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when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"
This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it
This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it
by Persiflage X June 30, 2010
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by save November 18, 2002
Get the beating around the bush mug.to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
by vander-dale May 17, 2009
Get the Beating Peter mug.In reference to making an occupied bed in nursing. To make the bed gillian-style means to make an occupied bed but the occupent ends up on top of the top sheet instead of tucked nicely in the bed.
by Supernurse Janet January 22, 2009
Get the Gillian-style bedmaking mug.Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.
Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
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