Beekerdick

What happens to your dick when you drink too much. Basically you can't get it up.

Dude stop taking so many shots, ull get beekerdick and wont be able to bang that chick.

"Hey dude what happened with that fine ass chick last night?"
"Nothing, I had beekerdick, couldn't get it up."

by unicorn12 January 30, 2010

Benedick

1. Any man who is a fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2. The masculine equivalent of the phrase Cumberbitch.

I am a proud Benedick.
Do you know what these guys are called? Benedicks.

by TheTimeTraveller December 22, 2018

Eggz Benedicked

Eggz Benedicked involves a man and a woman. The man and the woman start having sex, then the man pours warm hollandaise sauce into the womans vagina. The man and the woman begin having sex. After the man ejaculates inside the woman, he then proceeds to eat a poached egg off her rectum and slurps the hollandaise from her vagina.

That couple loves the Eggz Benedicked.

by bigbully0110 November 13, 2010

Eggs Benedick

During intercourse before ejeculation the man pulls out and cums in his own belly button and then the girl squats over him and urinates over it so it runs down his stomach and his dick.

Dude this chick was so hott I totally let her Eggs Benedick me it was awesome.

by Smelly Smellerton June 25, 2010

Benedick

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.

It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!

by juno44 January 26, 2010

bieberlicker

Someone so pathetic, ugly and desperate for human interaction that they would stoop to licking Justin Bierber on his bodypart of choice.

That skank has to be a bieberlicker.

by paulieawesome August 14, 2014

benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018