beat my meat on the toilet seat 

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

beat my meat on the toilet seat by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

Ahe ahe I beat my meat 

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

Ahe ahe I beat my meat by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018

gotta beat my meat 

The song made by my retarded friend at school sings when needs to masturbate

Oh shit! My eggroll is erect I gotta beat my meat!

gotta beat my meat by Wa Wa Waterboy April 23, 2018

Beat my meat 

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

Beat my meat by TheRealDumbassWorld February 10, 2019

beat my meat casandra 

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN

beat my meat casandra

beat my meat casandra by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

Beat my meat 

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

Beat my meat by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

I beat my meat daily 

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

I beat my meat daily by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024