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beatbox blowjob

The art of falacio that evens rythmatic beat of sucking and slurping that etertains the party receiving or audience witnessing this act of falacio.
That chick beatbox blowjobs' like one of the Fat Boys.
by The Punish3r March 2, 2010
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BeatBox Kidd

One of the best rappers to ever come out of the jersey shore.

Hip-Hopaholix Records ©
area code (609) Jerz Stand Up !!!!
did you hear that new beatbox kidd mixtape? did you download beatbox kidd off of i tunes? dude put that kidd in ur i pod !!
by BeatboxKidd September 23, 2010
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Thanos beatbox

Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda
Verblase: Thanos beatbox time
Thanos: Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda
by Ñüttŷ Pëêń April 20, 2020
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Stoic Beatbox

The Stoic Beatbox is no ordinary child.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.

One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.

Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)

The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
Stoic Beatbox; (beatboxing)

Man; What kind of fuckery is that!

Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!

Man; What is wrong with you kid..

Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
by Necrobotics October 31, 2013
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Barack Obama Beatbox

"Hello this is your former US President Barack Obama and I just want to tell you that I know how to beatbox."
Cuts to Barack Obama Beatboxing
by Inktended July 26, 2022
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Ping Pong Beatbox

When you whip a long dong, and have the ability to smack it back and forth between your legs creating a loud clacking sound, almost like an asian ping pong tournament
*At a party*
Girl: What was that sound in the bathroom?
Guy: After I went pee, I did a few helicopters and hit the ping pong beatbox
by Dr Domealittle May 21, 2021
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pussy beatbox

when you get a girls pussy so wet that when your penis is going in and out it sounds like a beat box.
"Man I had Michele so horny and wet last night that her pussy started to beat box! I was about to spit a freestyle lol"

"I can tell by her camel toe that I can get mak her pussy beatbox"
by shawrtywinking March 14, 2009
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