beastility 

to put it bluntly...having sex with an animal.

yes.

a dog, horse, ram, bull or frog.

Sammy's from Mississippi and grew up on a farm.
He didn't have any friends...let alone female ones.

One day he swore he saw Betty the Cow wink at him.

Next thing you know...Sammy is showing Betty how to straddle herself without getting hurt.

beastility by Kennedy August 22, 2005

beastington 

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

beastington by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.

That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!

Beastinitis by beastinitis May 10, 2011

Breastinitis 

A female that suffers from overly large breasts.

Wow Jennifer's breasts are unordinarily largeBreastinitis

Breastinitis by Dr.TitsMcgee March 22, 2009

Beastinator 

The act of achieving success in a situation where it is virtually impossible to excel, such as finding out who the 70's man on every Incubus album cover is.

"Hey, you know Alex? That beastinator just keeps making up sick nasty bass lines, I've heard them when i was walking by the DiMaio estate the other day.

Beastinator by vivalasita December 19, 2008

beasticity 

the most supreme awesomeness in the multi-verse and not to be used by noobs in gaming its like a beast and a half on steroids and to the power of a super beast!

Did you see the way that started a mass explosive chain reaction! thats what you call beasticity

beasticity by friendly neighborhood joe August 5, 2010

breastinitus 

when men can’t be motivated until they see breasts

I feel so unmotivated i think I have breastinitus

breastinitus by Breastinitus December 12, 2021