beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.

I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!

by Treegerson October 25, 2013

Beardcore

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general

"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"

by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007

el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.

Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.

by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008

Beardologist

Someone that specializes in beards.

Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."

by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

weirdo with a beardo

Freaky Dude With A Beard

Ninaa: "OMG! Check Out The Weirdo With A Beardo... Creepy"

by Ninaa November 1, 2007

beardporn

A beard so glorious that it is arrousing

Seth has some serious moist beardporn

by Highroller1950 December 21, 2014

beardtoucher

A chick (or a dude) that really digs guys with full bushy beards.

From the 1970s movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore" when Ellyn Burstyn, in a tender moment, asks Kris Kristofferson if she can "touch his beard".

Man, that Ellyn sure is a beardtoucher.

by nathanmcginty June 3, 2009