Beardecember

The sequel to 'Movember' grow a beard in december, and a moustache if you're fearless. For warmth

1: shave your beard

2: hell no its beardecember R tard

by igiveyourmumerections December 5, 2011

Beardfucker

A woman solely attracted to men with large, unkempt beards, the kind of which are mainly found on men who listen to indie folk rock.

"Jane is crushing so hard on that guy who works at the university bookstore, the one who looks like he's in Fleet Foxes. What a beardfucker."

by RobboNasty January 24, 2012

Beakface

to describe someone with a big nose

Look at beakface over there...

by gotherefirst May 20, 2009

breadface

Countryside/rural looking person, a derrogative term, red nosed person lookng fresh, big faced, bloated face, inflated face.

Oi man, that mariah carey has such a breadface!

by plasdassd February 8, 2009

Beardacles

Bristly, pubic-like feeling of beard hair being cuddled up against your soft skin.

Rachel: Get your beardacles off me!
Craig: Sorry! You looked cold.

by glazedpaczki May 22, 2022

Bareface

Somebody who refuses to wear a mask without a legitimate reason not to.

He came into my shop without a mask, so I turned that bareface away.

by Playahuasca July 22, 2020

beardfuck

1. (verb) to rub one's facial hair on another's body, especially against their will and particularly in the ear.

2. (noun) the act of beardfucking.

1. (v.) He tried to beardfuck me in the ear, so I punched him in the face.

2. (n.) I got such a beardfuck last night I've got stubble burn.

by NLF July 1, 2006