Bearstronaut

natural hibernation and long distance travel, bear astronaut, space traveler, highly untrustworthy, devouring man-fruit,

In 1963, President Kennedy green lighted a new space program that used bears for space travel coined as the bearstonaut project by Brad Neely.
However, before launch the bearstronauts went ape-crap, attacked NASA employees and launched their spaceship to parts unknown.

"The Bearstronauts have gone ape-crap, the mission is a disaster! a disaster!"

by saltandpeppah February 8, 2010

joffrey baratheon

The most hated king from Game of Thrones. Powerful and Strong (yet whines like a little girl)

Guy: Hey do you know Joffrey Baratheon from GOT

Girl: oh yea i know him. Hes the king right

Guy: um yea

by DOPE.HIPSTER June 7, 2016

bearnation

A group of bear got together to protest

You have to be a bear to join the bearnation

by santa association January 24, 2019

babathonday

When a black cunt called KSi named him self that in sideman back to school video

Ah do u that dumb nigga ñame babathonday

by Hrhrbrheh September 27, 2019

Bearatory 🐻

The area a bear claims to be their own space that they own and rule over by any means.

Jake: Did grizzly man make it to the flight back home?

Stephanie: Naw I guess he was eaten by a bear last night, probably should have been smarter while chillin overnight in a tent unarmed in that bearatory 🐻.

by Thunder13 December 26, 2022

meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.

Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018

Bearatross

A half Bear, half Albatross creature that can shoot laser beams from its eyes, and has godmode. Bearatrosses are immune to all metal and magical things that they want to be and they existed before the creation of time, and can't be killed as far as we know.

That half-bear, half-albatross thing is a bearatross!

by Bearatrossman September 7, 2005