sleep for beans

not having been able to sleep, not sleeping enough.

im so tired, i didnt sleep for beans last night

by MasterTurbo June 24, 2015

jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Beanscrape

When someone is being an IDIOT you call them a beanscrape.

Shut the fuck up Caiwyn / Rhys you fucking beanscrape.

by ¿que tal? March 24, 2021

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Bare Beans

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017

Milanese beans

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.

His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls

With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

by richardhardman April 26, 2021