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Beasley Bunt

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.
“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”
by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019
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Beeblebrox's gambit

A tactical manuver, used while getting hammered, that involves sending down more drinks to report on or asses the progress of previous ones. Popularized by Zaphod Beeblebrox
"Hey, maybe I gotta send down a couple more drinks. You know, to see what the first few are doing."

"Dude, beeblebrox's gambit only makes sense when you're ALREADY hammered. I think you've had enough"
by Erl137 December 10, 2006
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beatlemania

A catch-phrase originating from the 60's. Describes the massive obsessing over The Beatles. This phrase is still in use now due to the fact that the beatles have a massive legion of diehard fans that dwarfs the teenie bopper following of any pop whorelet such as Britney Spears.
Luke has beatlemania. He spent his life savings on John Lennon memorobilia
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
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The Beatles

A band from Liverpool, England in the 60's who were extremely infuential to modern music and "rock and roll."

With hits such as Hey Jude, Yesterday, Day Tripper, Come Together, Yellow Submarine, Blackbird, Sergeant Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band, and countless others, they are idolized and covered more than any other band in history.

Paul, John, Ringo & George - We love you!
I just bought the Abbey Road CD by The Beatles - it r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz.
by Mangledbabyducks May 30, 2003
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Brablems

Problems with a bra.
Did you see that nip slip? She must be having brablems.
by Ham04 November 7, 2019
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Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.
" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."
by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017
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beatleology

1. When you relate something in everyday life to the Beatles through any known beatle fact out there.

2. The study of anything Beatles

3. The name of the book that declares which beatle you are
1. " Life can be tough, but hey, its getting better all the time! Tomorrow never knows, so look foward to it."
"Dude! Did you just use beatleology on me?"
"Whoa, I guess I did!"

2. Ricky, Blake and Jenny were always into beatleology, and they know there's always more to learn!

3. "Hey Logan, did you read the beatleology book yet?"
" Yeah I did, I'm a Paul, who are you??"
" I got Ringo!!!"" Sweet!
by Jude Starkey December 31, 2010
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