boasting

Someone attempting to hide their dumbassness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.

Ted: I slept with Rebecca Stillworth and it was freaking amazing! We did it like eight times and I think I made her cum twice that cuz I'm so talented. Seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my penis.

James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.

Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.

Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.

Kyle: Dumbass.

*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*

by TalaDentro April 28, 2011

Boastrous

When one says something, whilst intending to make themselves appear better and perhaps richer by boasting about things, they are being boastrous

(Q) "Hey, can I borrow your car please?"
(A)"No sorry, this car costed me five million of the eight billion I have, I have such a good life"

A is being boastrous

by Thomas Delany April 11, 2017

Boast

To brag about something; to show off.

The girls in school like to boast about being popular.

by speechless10 January 2, 2010

bloaster

When a person blows a toaster.

Jimmy: "I can't get all the crumbs out of my toaster..."

Paul: "dude, just bloaster"

by The brave little toaster February 1, 2014

Broast

The act of roasting your bro.

I am going to broast you
He got broasted

by NerdlifeChoseMe September 30, 2016

Broasted

when you fart into the mic in a xbox/playstation party

friend: get gud scru----
you:*rips a big one*
you: no you get gud scrub
you: Broasted

by GetBroasted March 22, 2020

Modest Boast

A Modest Boast is joking about how good, something about you or something owned by you is. Unlike real boasting a Modest Boast is used as a joke or comedy form to make people laugh.

1. "Haha! He is so funny."
"What's so funny about him bragging and boasting about his self?"
"Calm down dude, its just a Modest Boast."

by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009