Bauer

2 definitions found

1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.

2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice

Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.

Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."

by Shavonda March 5, 2005

Bauer

Adjective: A word that describes Dominick Nemier for wearing Eddie Bauer clothing.

Noun: Used as a replacement for any word for humor

Warning Bauer is a mild form of retardation

Adjective: Man, Bauer is an absolute spazoid

Noun: Holy Bauer did you see that spazoid

by Crackheadbauer October 25, 2019

Bauer

Bauer (slang), to be a homosexual or ‘bent’or strange

Look at that bauer

by Titlicker56 September 24, 2020

Bauer

Someone or something epic

Dude, that was so bauer!

by Bauer oh December 17, 2021

Bauer

Something or someone epic

Dude, that’s so bauer!

by Bauer oh December 17, 2021

Bauer

The best gay friend ever!!! He is so nice and funny. Honestly the best, better than the rest.

Yolanda: "Are you friends with Bauer??"
Jess: "Yup Bauer is the best, better than the rest."

by gurll34 April 19, 2022

Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.

Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.

by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023