Definitions by Shavonda

Bauer

2 definitions found

1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.

2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice

Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.

Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."

Bauer by Shavonda March 5, 2005

chase the dragon

Used by Steely Dan in the song "Time out of mind"

"Tonight when I chase the dragon the water may change to cherry wine. And the silver will turn to gold, time out of mind."

chase the dragon by Shavonda February 12, 2005

shavonda 

Baker's girlfriend. A big black lady with a masculine voice.

Hi, this is Shavonda, is Baker available?

shavonda by Shavonda February 11, 2005

Fweebkle 

3 definitions found

1. To fuck; to have sex with; to make love to; to scrump

2. Anything illegal

3. A vegetable found in Austrailia

Hey, I just found a fweeblke growing in the pine bushes over yonder.

Yeah, he is so hot. I'd fweebkle him in a second

Dude, you guy's wanna go do some fweebkle at the old lady's house. We can go through the cellar door and fweeblke in the basement.

Fweebkle by Shavonda February 11, 2005