bottlejack

a person who prepares or mixes of distils his own spirits

I don't like bartenders. I'd rather be my own bottlejack

by Rumesh April 5, 2017

battleneck

Noun
1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.

The employee who processes my requests for access to this area is a battleneck in my ability to provide service for my customers.

by whybenormal October 24, 2023

The Bottlejack

When one has a blockage in ones anus due to a heavy dose of codeine. ..When the blockage starts pushing on its travels and heads for sunlight ,one quickly de-pants ,lays on back with legs in the air and proceeds to push the turd out in short bursts (carefully as not to snap it off)whilst making a pumping motion on your penis somewhat resembling a bottle jack

JONESY QUICKLY JUMPED ON THE LOUNGEROOM FLOOR AND PUMPED OUT A QUICK THE BOTTLEJACK.. GREAT PARTY TRICK MATE BUT NEXTIME NOT IN FRONT OF THE IN LAWS

by medugs September 3, 2016