Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

Battlestation

A term referring to a desktop computer setup. Includes the tower, monitor, mouse, keyboard, mouse pad (if applicable), Audio playback and recording devices (if applicable), and even wires/cables.

Dude, that is a sweet Battlestation you have there, I'm really digging the 24" monitor!

by Proged June 3, 2010

battlesharkey

A blonde, beer loving german/swabian who wants to be french.
and supports werder bremen...

Battlesharkey likes beer and french things?

by milkshakeandoreos April 30, 2009

Battleharten

A word used originally by Rob Dyrdek, used as a name for his subconcious.

"To discover our inner concious, you will need to pick a name."
"Battleharten"

by Steve & Battleharten April 6, 2009

Battletask

verb. To battletask.
Participle. battletasking

Battletask is used to describe the action of completing a task in an epic way like a skilled warrior massacres his opponents in battle. The term is used when one feels very confident in their ability to succeed at the task and that the completion of the task will be epic.

A: "Hey, what's up?"
B: "Battletasking my homework, bitches!"

"I'm gonna battletask this shit!"

"This assignment doesn't stand a chance, dude! I can't wait to battletask it!"

by supernova4 February 28, 2011

Battlespray

The liquid discharged from a person's mouth as they engage in a physical activity, i.e. basketball or football. Usually comes out in a brief explosion of tiny saliva particles.

I hate playing one-on-one against Raffi because I always end up running into his battlespray mist.

by Jiggukman April 6, 2005

Battlestrip

Often considered the lesser known relative of strip poker, Battlestrip involves two or more individuals playing the traditional game of Battleship with the additional rule that upon the loss of one's battleship the losing player removes an article of clothing. There are several ways one can play the game -- e.g. specific ships can constitute specific articles or clothing -- but the fundamental principle of the game remains the same: lose all your ships, lose all your clothes.

While playing Battlestrip, Tom sank Jill's aircraft carrier, so Jill took off her bra.

by Red Cowboy July 29, 2010