battleshipping

(v) motorboating a chick with big ass titties.

Danny: Dude, what the fuck were you up to last night?
Mikey: Dude, I was at the bar fuckin battleshipping some big ass titties.

by Manny Cruzman November 21, 2009

Battleship

Two or more men jerking off before sleep with lights out, aiming to hit each other with ejaculations.

Stealth Battleship is playing the game while everyone is asleep.

Before sleeping we play battleship, last night Mike made a direct hit in Jorge's eye.

by InjenBuilder9 December 17, 2009

Battleships

When two or more person's are located in the same area and are communicating back and forth online through lap top computers (appearing like the game BattleShip).

When you post something on someone's news-feed (etc.) that would be an example of sinking their ship.

Also if you overload a person with notifications you have just "sank their ship".

The cause of this action will lead to LOLing, or LOL circles with your Battleship members.

"Damn it Kelly, you're Sinking my Battleships."

OR

"Dude when we get home you wanna Sink Battleships?!"

OR

"Let's all just sink Elliot's Battleships when we get home."

by AverageDyke October 19, 2011

Battleship

Two guys masturbate while facing each other. Both guys simultaneously ejaculate on each other causing a blast and splash.

Bobby and his lover like to battleship once and awhile after a hard days work.

by Idontthinkso February 18, 2014

Battleship

Where you lie in the bathtub buck naked and your girlfriend blows the shit out of you.

Mark and Melissa played battleship. Mark clearly won.

by easyriderpussypunch January 13, 2015

Battleship

Secret code used by people in Ohio to discreetly talk about marijuana use. Several terms from the popular board game are used in the code such as Carrier, Battleship, Submarine, Destroyer, Patrol Boat, Hit, and Miss.

Sorry guys I gotta go play a game of battleship with my dad.

by N.H.Keys April 30, 2016

Battleship

A game you play while shitting. You poop out a long turd and than try to split it in half with the remaining poop in your body.

Man I really let that shit have it. I sunk the battleship with a line of shrimp poppers!

by Poop Master Killah May 2, 2006