spend a battery 

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.

I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!

spend a battery by Davicles October 2, 2007

sexual battery 

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after

INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.

sexual battery by TORIKICKSDICKS August 11, 2008

swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

swallow battery by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

Swag Battery 

Literally, a reference to genitalia. In common parlance, it is that which charges one's swag.

I can't turn my swag on until I've charged my swag battery. All I have to do is touch it to complete the swag circuit.

Swag Battery by Mock-a-Doodle-Doo September 19, 2012

shit battery 

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.

We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!

shit battery by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005

Sexual Battery 

When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.

Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?

Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.

Sexual Battery by Logibear69 March 15, 2019

Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.

"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"

Selective Battery Amnesia by LextheYeti September 4, 2011