Baroque

Anything amazingly cool, so cool that indeed no other word will do. It overwhelms the senses in its awesomeness. Often, it involves a particularly good outcome in a situation or a description of something great. Important note! This is never to be confused with Barack, as in, Mr. Obama.

Example #1:
Me: So I was gonna get busted for the drug possession, but the cop just looked the other way on it. He was so baroque!

Example #2:
Me: Wow, your painting is baroque, man!
You: I know; I rock.

Example #3:
You: Barack Obama is so baroque.
Me: You must be out of your mind, he is anything but!

by Marja Morgan March 23, 2008

baroque nihilism

Ideology that nihilism is cyclical.

Implies that nihilism is meta or cyclical time.

Baroque nihilism implies that nihilism has self-attributes.

In other words: time has itself.

by zanderfin September 23, 2019

baroque

A style of music pioneered by poor people in the 17th century.

baroque, broke?

See what I did there?

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 June 7, 2011

Get Baroque

to smoke marijuana with friends

Example #1:
"Do you want to get baroque tonight?"
"Hell yeah let's get blazed!"

Example #2:
"Did you smoke last night?"
"Absolutely! I got baroque!"

by coolkid918 November 28, 2009

baroque

(also known as J.S. Bach or 'baroque style') is a way of referring to anal sex and anal play.

I met a really cool chick. She even is into doing it baroque style

by bardlehel August 22, 2008

Baroque Organist

A Musician who like to add several Ornaments to ever passage as often as he/she can. They tend to use techniques such as the hand shift and vertical toes if they are short enough. They tend not to like other organist who do not agree with them. They call others things like ignorant stupid close minded and other things directly to there face on online video streaming sights like youtube....

Baroque organist are totally awesome. What? No they are not! You are close minded and a blind ignorant fool

by That other random guy February 16, 2009

Baroque Music

Music in the baroque period (1600-1750 AD) that flourished European art throughout. Composers like J.S. Bach, Vivaldi, or Handel composed baroque music. This era was also when the tuning was A= 415 Hz. Famous works include: Bach’s Brandenburg Concertos, Hallelujah from Handel’s Messiah, and the Four Seasons by Vivaldi.

I listen to Baroque Music from Bach to help me sleep.

by RockBroccoli101 January 6, 2019