batman

Worlds greatest dectevive

batman saves the people of the united states millions dollars every year in recovering stolen money/diamonds/faberge eggs.

by MrBrownstone March 21, 2005

batman

a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance

batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

batman

1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.

2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.

1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.

2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.

me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.

by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009

batman

A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.

Wow The Batman.. or is it just Batman?

by darkhorizon July 09, 2003

batman

1)a comic super hero
2)an expression used often on the internet to highly emphasis something

1)batman and robin
2)HOLY BATMAN! this lag is terrible!

by uncle sam April 16, 2004

batman

When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.

Stickey situations between your legs.

by Joey2Times August 18, 2005

batman

When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.

"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"

by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008