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Bastian Suter

The dumbest software developer in the world, made a popular malware called BattlEye and people actually fall for it.
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Bastian

He is the type of guy that is just simply monkey.
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Bastian

Bastian is an overall best guy , i love him more then words can describe . i love him the most out of all my friends. He’s the best friend you wish you had , he’s everything you wish for. He’s hot , funny and kind. He will own your heart
Bastian : Hi
girl : OMG ITS BASTIAN HIII
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Bastians got the best and biggest dicks
Bastians got the best and biggest dicks
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Bastamental

A belief/way of life, based around living to the fullest. The most challenging part about this, is learning your personal/individual "fullness". The main goal of being a basta is to reach a sense of "perfection". The beauty of this belief is that "perfection" is ever changing to adapt to life, knowledge, age, and other surroundings. Therefore supplying an endless learning experience.

The hardest task is the Out of Body Experience. By mastering this art, certain powers are available to anyone.

Such as:

1. Meeting other people in an Out of Body Experience

2. The power to manipulate, subliminally alter, curse, and build up other people's mind. Through speaking to an unwary person/soul, you can even send someone into spiraling suicidal depression.

Common practices/activities:

1. Out of Body Experience (For mental and spiritual development)

2. Lucid Dreaming (Recreational)

3. Self Hypnosis (Optional)(For enhancing personal attributes)

Origin of Word: Given that most people could not possibly begin to understand the concept, the name "Bastamental"

The root words are Bastard Mentalist (or Mental)

bas·tard

3.something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.

Spurious, the main source of the definition of bastard

spu·ri·ous/ˈspyo͝orēəs/

Not being what it purports to be; false or fake: Along the lines of reasoning Apparently but not actually valid: "this spurious reasoning results in nonsense".
Only through mediation and Out of Body Experiences will the path be shown of Bastamental
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Bastian

used to name people with absolutely no bitches and simp af
"yo here comes Bastian, he has no game ❌"
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The World’s best man in bed. He’s cock is out of this world. 13 Inches long and 9 inches thick. I felt it upp my stomach, I want to fuck him so bad again.
Wow Bastian, your cock is gargantuan.
FUCK!! Deeper Bastian! Your cack is so big.
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