by CalamityFriends September 20, 2009
Get the Basshole mug.A interesting and mysterious man who neither a bar, nor a hole, yet is capable of feats that astound the world. Also rumored to be a secret agent.
Once a millenium, as the heavenly bodies line up and the sun is forgotten, a plague of evil claims the land. As the people prey for a defender, a spark of hope can be found, for the bar has been cast unto the hole, and a champion has been born. Such is the barhole.
by diablo December 4, 2003
Get the Barhole mug.a girl named ashley or however you wana spell ashley (ashlie, ashleigh to name others) that have a size 34B bra cup. boobs that are the perfect size and hotness for any girl. perfect for feeling and playing with
man1- dude did you see that 34 Bashley?!
man2- yeah man that girls the sexiest beast i've ever seen.
man2- yeah man that girls the sexiest beast i've ever seen.
by funboy45 March 22, 2010
Get the 34 Bashley mug.The guy that walks into a bar and appears to be a top bloke. It is only after several drinks he turns into a barshole.
A cute guy came into the bar last night and I was having a great chat with him but after about six bundies he turned into a complete barshole.
Mike is a great guy until he has a couple of beers and then he turns into a complete barshole.
Mike is a great guy until he has a couple of beers and then he turns into a complete barshole.
by Dr Rox August 10, 2014
Get the barshole mug.The artform of pouring mildly chilled sparkling water on oneself or others whilst submerged in a piping hot bath
The bathologists left the bar together to go back to Sam's place for a bathterparty where they would have some more drinks and indulge in bathology
by trousers7 March 18, 2015
Get the bathology mug.bashoff (bash-off) (adjective)
If any of these conditions apply to you or your friends, you/them need serious help.
1) Watching and masturbating to animal porn/bestiality porn
2) Going out with a girl for almost a year and dumping her for 'greener grass' but being unable to get anyone to go out with him after that.
3) Ordering a four course meal, taking one bite, then acting like you are full.
4) Bragging about wearing clothes you have had since you were in 3rd grade
5) Being a hardcore baseball fan and acting like gym class is the most serious thing since oil drilling in Alaska
6) Being unable to beat anybody up without a weapon
7) Have had sex with his/her sister before, knowing damn well that she hasn't even had her period yet
8) Not owning their own house because they are too poor
9) Getting severe migraine headaches from butane lighter fluid fumes
10) A person whose favorite movie is We Are Marshall
11) A person who goes to bed at 7:00
12) A person who thinks that caffeine is more addictive than heroin
If any of these conditions apply to you or your friends, you/them need serious help.
1) Watching and masturbating to animal porn/bestiality porn
2) Going out with a girl for almost a year and dumping her for 'greener grass' but being unable to get anyone to go out with him after that.
3) Ordering a four course meal, taking one bite, then acting like you are full.
4) Bragging about wearing clothes you have had since you were in 3rd grade
5) Being a hardcore baseball fan and acting like gym class is the most serious thing since oil drilling in Alaska
6) Being unable to beat anybody up without a weapon
7) Have had sex with his/her sister before, knowing damn well that she hasn't even had her period yet
8) Not owning their own house because they are too poor
9) Getting severe migraine headaches from butane lighter fluid fumes
10) A person whose favorite movie is We Are Marshall
11) A person who goes to bed at 7:00
12) A person who thinks that caffeine is more addictive than heroin
Dude John is such a bashoff.
If the person has done any of the above in the recent past, then it is used like so:
John you pulled a bashoff.
If the person has done any of the above in the recent past, then it is used like so:
John you pulled a bashoff.
by T_P_T_P January 5, 2009
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