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Patrick Bateman

During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.
by anakinsaber July 8, 2022
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Patrick Bateman finish

While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.
by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007
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bateman

A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.
"Have you met nick's brother chad?"
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
by Matthew Benedetti May 12, 2007
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bartman

To blame your inept performance on someone/something that had little to do with a negative outcome.
Although Mike claimed his poor round of golf was due to a bird chirping on his backswing on the second tee, we all knew his excuse was a bartman.
by Brett P. October 20, 2003
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bentleman

A gay gentleman. Plural: bentlemen.
"Bentlemen let's retire to Blue Oyster Bar for some late night cheek-to-cheek dancing".

I do rather like that bentleman's cookie duster moustache.

Most Harley Davidson riders are bentlemen of the road.
by Nutty Slack August 28, 2009
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Steve Bartman

The infamous fan who interfered with a foul ball during the National League Championship Series between the Chicago Cubs and Florida Marlins in 2003.
Steve Bartman ruined the Cubs chances of winning the world series dude.
by C-Kill November 15, 2007
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a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.

It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."

Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"

These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
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