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Get the barted mug.One time me and a friend on mine where at a bar,my friend asked me,"How's it going with that girl you just met?,ya gonna get some tonight maybe?,she's looks Hot!!,"then i said,"Fuck no!,She's just sitting here just drinking and staring like she's not going to put out tonight,I got myself a Barpet!
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Get the Shit Barned mug.A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.
by Someone you just might know June 3, 2010
Get the barbed wire rape mug.A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.
Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.
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