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Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

Red Barn 

One of the first bars for the emerging gay community in ye old days of Las Vegas.
Two men skip holding hands to the Red Barn. "Two beers for two queers!"
Red Barn by dagwood5 June 19, 2013

Ugly Barnacle 

A motivational story as told and written by the prodigy Patrick Star
Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end

Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
Ugly Barnacle by Endoku May 4, 2010

Lil barnacle

The best soundcloud rapper out their. Mega pussy destroyer at only 13 and can buy your house
Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
Lil barnacle by Shit monster December 19, 2017

Barn Baby 

A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a baby mask. A “Barn Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.
I had a real Barn Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn Babies got third degree burns from kicking a cup full of flaming gasoline!
Barn Baby by Lil’ Adolf March 7, 2019

Lil Barnacle

An amazing artist with the finest tiles such as "PORN" "I Beat My Dick" and " I Eat Ass"
jizz on your mom like a snowstorm- lil barnacle 2018
Lil Barnacle by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019