barnes sandwich 

To hit someone, typically female, around the head with a Vietnamese dictionary in each hand. In the UK generally with En->Vi in one hand and Vi->En in the other.

"The barmaid at the pub was slow with my pint...so I gave her a barnes sandwich!"

barnes sandwich by E Dickinson July 26, 2006

Barnes and Noble 

1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.

"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."

"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."

"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"

Barnes and Noble by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009

Barnes and Noble Restroom 

A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom

“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”

Barnes and Noble Restroom by Overlord of Ducks April 5, 2021

Barnes and Noble 

A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.

They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.

Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.

'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'

Barnes and Noble by Dinah S. June 17, 2007

Barnes & Nobled 

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

Barnes & Nobled by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009

Barnes'n 

When you are highly crafty at bull shitting people.

Example: You never graduated college but you bull shitted people into thinking you did and you somehow bull shit them into asking you to speak at a Commencement ceremony for a large and well-respected university.

Would you stop Barnes'n me asshole! I know you never received your Bachelor's degree.

Barnes'n by Yep it's me June 16, 2008

Barnes and Noble 

A store that sells over priced books, And gives its self all the credit for wide spread reading in america in the 20th century, in its employee manual.

Whats a library? is that like a barnes and noble?

Barnes and Noble by uberalles December 2, 2004