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barnacle 

1. A major zit infestation
2. An exclamation used by Spongebob Squarepants
1. Bradley has a barnacle problem. Did you see that really green one on his chin?
2. Oh barnacles, Patrick!
barnacle by Krazy K October 19, 2003

barnacle 

A girl who, just as the man is about to pull out, sticks her body to him in order to stop him pulling out.
"I was about to pull out, but she went barnacle. Now I have child support payments."
barnacle by Norm Norman September 3, 2009

Barnacle 

A clingy person, this could be a friend, a girlfriend, boyfriend... they cling onto you and demand attention all the time as a barnacle clings to the bow of a ship.
Ew Tracey is such a barnacle, can we like, scrape her off...?
Barnacle by wuhmanwonder March 13, 2018

Barnacle 

A spot of jizz on skin that dries and becomes crusty, just like a barnacle on a boat
I blew my load all over jenny's forehead, and now she has a barnacle on there
Barnacle by hickdave19 November 3, 2009

Barnacle 

The barnacle is a sexual manouver where the male spurts his love juice over a woman's bare chest. The woman must let the goo dry forming the 'barnacles'.

The woman then dresses and spends the day proud in the knowledge that someone loves her enough to barnacle her.
"Why is Jill so happy?"
"Her husband gave her a barnacle this morning"
"Lucky bitch."
Barnacle by Ramp-man November 5, 2009

Barnacle 

a reference to something that is attached to you for mutual reasons. Commonly used to replace the word penis.
Dylan has an incredibly huge barnacle and is totally awesome too!
Barnacle by The Cyan Dart March 4, 2009