Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

by bizdoggette June 6, 2016

The Ballooning Effect

When you rip a huge fart and you can visibly see your pants or underwear balloon outwards.

Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.

by donkeykonga January 27, 2019

ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

Enterprise bargaining

1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.

This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!

by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

burgeoning

Verb: increasing, growing amount.

By outsourcing, manufacturers have been keen to cash in on the burgeoning Chinese economy.

Benjamin and Emma have a burgeoning need for homemade videos about feet.

by Val Moore September 10, 2013

chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.

"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."

by chicken balloning June 27, 2014

Hot Air Ballooning

When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.

I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018