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Barbara Streisand

Ex porn-star, turned singer, turned actress. Has a huge nose whose nostrils are big enough to qualify as two extra sexual orafices in China.

Gives great head. I think she's married to that one guy from the original haunted house thingy who now portrays high ranking naval officers... something like Brodin or Grodin.
That guy on the screen is getting a blowjob by none other than Barbara Streisand.

Barbara Streisand

A celebrity with an excessively large nose, made fun of on south park in the episode Mecha Streisand with lines like "Woah dude, you could land stealth bombers on that thing!"
HOLY SHIT! Is that Barbara Streisand and her mammoth nose?!

Barbara Streisand

Origin of all that is evil in the world. As old as the universe itself.
People who listen to her music obviously need a good shooting.
Father...I have committed a sin...I listened to a Barbara Streisand album this morning.
Barbara Streisand by Felix July 28, 2005

Bavarian Strudel 

A man, while wearing Leiderhosen, ejaculates on a bundt cake and tosses it piece by piece into the awaiting mouth of his partner who is wearing a dirndl.

-The man also has the option of singing joyful German folk music while masturbating.
After dinner I gave Susie a Bavarian Strudel for dessert.
Bavarian Strudel by lkhag August 10, 2012

Barbara Streisand

barbara streisand

popular singer, famous for her big nose. vain and egotistical. when Matt Stone and Trey Parker poked fun at her on South Park, every dumbass out there took this as their oppurtunity to pretend they've always hated her (or knew who she was). dont believe me? read the other definitions.
It was a good episode though.