bakoobs

When a person has so much fat on their back, it looks like they have boobs on their back.

"DAYUM!" Look at that Maggie chick's bakoobs.
"SHIT SON!"

by PoonN'Cooch January 6, 2008

Boobaby

A girlfriend/boyfriend that you have unconditional love for.

I'm going to the movies with my boobaby tonight.

by Reaper Blacc December 29, 2009

boob-o-lanterns

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

Boob to Belly Ratio

A comparison size between a woman's breasts and their belly/gut/etc. Ideally, men look for women who's breast ratio are larger than the belly. Likewise, women who have a bigger belly than they have breasts are said to violate the boob to belly ratio.

"dude, that girl over at the bar is hot!"

"You're kidding, right? She totally violates the boob to belly ratio!..."

by sphynxor February 8, 2012

Boob lesbian

A boob lesbian is a female who would lick a boob but not a vagina.

Hey, I really like your boobs but not your fish tank.

Well I'm a boob lesbian, so show me ya tits but not ya bits.

I'm not too sure about your flaps, but I'm sure impressed with your rack.

by See this September 27, 2014

Living Off The Boob

I. Behaving like an infant.

II. Immature,Childish.

III. Still living in your mother's house.

That Keith guy, he needs to quit living off the boob,and grow up.

by Corpse-Darkfall February 22, 2009

boob-nervous

the awkward feeling a guy gets when faced with a woman with large attractive breasts

from a Trailer Park Boys movie trailer. A guy faced with a woman with big ones shifts on his feet and doesn't know where to look. She says why are you all boob-nervous?

by proky January 26, 2010