Bansari

A gift from the Gods to the mundane, trivial existence of human beings; after Jesus and Mohammed, Bansari is the last true mouthpiece of the One True God. She has the power to start cults by a swing of her hair, wars with just a smile, and torrid love affairs with her eye for good poetry. Suffice to say, if you come across one, she's probably the only one you'll meet across lifetimes, so hold on close.

"I met a Bansari a million lives ago. What I wouldn't give to find her right now, in this one."

by aghoraa December 17, 2019

banstick

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.

I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.

he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!

by jenou May 13, 2007

bonsai

The ad that comes up everytime somebody goes on urban dictionary to look up something. Comes in on the middle of the page most of the time.

For men, for women, bonsai sandals. The coolest sandals on the block. (not)

by bladezguy December 9, 2008

bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.

Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!

by yomanbro September 21, 2016

Banzai

1) slang for calling someone a badass commander in the united states military
2) a person that can often be found saying "it's admin time!"
3) a military dude full of energy and never stops working towards his goals

4) goes all in when they put their mind to something

subordinates to a banzai respond to the utterance of his name like so:

knight 202: "i think banzai ----"
knight 017: "hallow be his name"
knight 202: "as i was saying, i think banzai will be in charge of DBB"

used in a regular sentence: that bro is so banzai.

used in a regular sentence: dude have you seen banzai? i heard him say it's admin time and haven't seen him since.
used in a regular sentence: bruh what's your commander like? he's a legit banzai.

by TheKnights May 19, 2022

bansari

a girl who is sexy, smart, and has everything a perfect girl needs.

beautiful, intelligent, insightful, beast, bansari

by i kno u May 29, 2009

Bansi

The perfect girl, absolutely indescribable. Traits include smart, funny, good looking, kind, caring, nice body, & long luscious hair. Fun to be with, carefree, and is often a Leo. They love Indian pick-up lines (despite being born in America).

Guy #1: Damn, look at that girl there.
Guy #2: From the way she walks she must be a Bansi!
Guy #1: Let's go man, she won't be single long.

by Hahaa(: September 4, 2010