banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

banded

(adj.) Drunk and high by mixing alcohol and weed.

I was drinking vodka and taking hits so I was banded as shit last night.

by GooseyLoosey06 May 20, 2022

Banded

Acronym for Bitch Ass Niggas Deserve Every Disrespect. Also commonly used in online games as a synonym of "banned".

*gets shrekt in pvp*
Skrub: "HACKER! GET BANDED!

Thug: "BANDED, nigga, BANDED!"

by xX_uRm0m_Xx February 21, 2015

nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

bandsexual

a male or female who instead of using sexual reproduction or asexual reproduction uses the saxophone to reach happiness or climax.

Yanni sat in the back of the band room and inserted her saxophone inside of her and found God.

by Nicki December 2, 2004

Barry Bondsed

When you have someone intentionally walk on your balls.

Carson wanted to be Barry Bondsed so badly that he actually offered Raul thirty bucks to walk on his balls. Raul thought it over and decided against it, citing his "not being gay" as his reason.

by buks August 30, 2008

Bandled

To be embarrassed by the great Bandler himself

"Shit dude, you just got bandled by Bandler

by Bmac0507 November 7, 2016