Frozen Baloney

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)

Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

by Machine Gun Alt June 17, 2014

holy baloney

Tremendous amount of b.s.

Holy baloney the line at In-N-Out Burger is long!

by TuLove December 24, 2016

Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Baloney curtains

A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.

When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.

by tracykaufman January 27, 2010

full balcony

Very large endowment of the chest.

Here's to breast augmentation surgery, and the full balcony that I got from it!

by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 25, 2005

balcony

Used to describe a woman's breasts as the sudden jutting of a woman's mammaries resonables a 16th century shakespearean balcony.

"Did you check out the balcony on that woman, Reginald."
"Indeed, Cedric."
"I want to have sex with her."

by Steve February 22, 2005

boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012