a complete faggot named zach with anger problems who copies one of their cool friends, style, jokes, hair, etc. because they have no personality or nothing good going for them, a ballzach gets so angry over stupid jokes that he may develop high blood pressure or even cut your palm.
Zach Fischer is such a ballzach. i make one joke and the faggot flips out, we should circumsize that faggot, his mildly attractive girlfriend has been choosing my dick over his because i'm circumsized.
by goochmaster tweeze November 24, 2011
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Get the balljak mug.A type of man with fragile masculinity who has to make a big deal about miniscule issues. Often argues about being poor while spending hundreds of dollars on himself.
Girl 1: ugh my dad is such a ballzach. He argued with my mom because she had the lights on in the hallway when she was in the kitchen.
Girl 2: bro wtf
Girl 1: right? He said it's because of the electricity bill or whatever but he just bought a 3,000 dollar lawn mower, or so he says anyways.
Girl 2: bro wtf
Girl 1: right? He said it's because of the electricity bill or whatever but he just bought a 3,000 dollar lawn mower, or so he says anyways.
by Gaytheaterkidfuckoff August 6, 2018
Get the Ballzach mug.It's when you have ball sack tendencies, for instance if someone acts like a scrotum (i.e. is rude, mean or irritable), they are known as a "Ballzach"
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