BALLSUCKER

To suck balls repeatedly.
Suck at life.

Mike: Your such a ballsucker.

Tom: Whats that mean?

Mike: You suck at life and you suck balls repeatedly.

by Mc Jingle Lob October 28, 2010

ballsucker

self explanatory.

one who sucks balls

Bush is a democratic ballsucker?

by AlGore July 22, 2003

ballsacker

-noun 1. One who sacks balls. -adj. 1. A male exhibiting the character traits of one apt to pummel one's own privates as penance for negligence. Similar to a moron.

-noun. Jerry got stuck sacking balls after PhysEd, he's Mr. Kanton's ballsacker till the end of the quarter. -adj.Eli, man that guy, all this time I never took him for a ballsacker, but there you go....whatta ballsacker!

by Jahhn McVonOtterslap January 22, 2008

ballsnacker

One who chews on the hairy ass nasty muffs of a sack that hangs between some dum guy's thighs, that don't know how to shave!

"Hey, Steve, you have a huge damn nose and you're a major ballsnacker! Shave them funbags!"

by jennafunbags November 27, 2007

bullshapes

feces comeing out of someones anal canal; a saying

Man his bullshapes stink.

by -=Ren =- January 16, 2011

Ballsaneous

When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.

That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.

by Fuckthatnoise June 4, 2015

Ballssage'

The act of gently massaging your man's balls until he falls asleep.

My man loves his nightly bedtime ballssage'. He wakes giddy and refreshed each day.

by GimmeKisse May 14, 2018