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Ballseye

Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).
-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-

Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*
by Nobli November 12, 2012
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Blue Balled

This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.
Tyler: "Bro did you hear that the game was delayed"
Brad: "yeah dude I got Blue Balled"
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.
Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!
by WesNile December 14, 2007
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Dick Balled

When someone does something extremely unnecessary, at the most unnecessary time....
Lets say Charles is driving, and gets cut off for no absolute reason...

Charles: "I just got fucking Dick Balled!"
by Richarded Kim January 13, 2009
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ballsexual

A male that is completly obsessed with the sport of basketball. Usually has facebook status, or personal messages involving basketball. Will dedicate an entire summer to basketball and will choose basketball over anything or anyone, such as vacations and girlfriends.
Boy 1: "Dude I found these chicks that want to have sex with us!"

Boy 2: "OMFG when!?"

Boy 1: "Tonight!"
Boy 2: "Oh, I wish i could, but I really should practice my freethrows.."
Boy 1: "wow dude, your such a ballsexual"
by villayres August 22, 2010
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balled him up

'I balled him' is a 1970s slang term meaning, 'I fucked him'
I went out with Albert last night and I balled him up in the back seat of his car.
by AlPacino1972 August 3, 2014
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Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.
If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.
by $uper $teve February 14, 2010
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