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Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.
Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.
by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011
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Ballsack blues

1. a dull, nagging pain in the scrotum from jumping, running or playing impact sports without support.

2. a lingering case of blue balls
Since i played volleyball this morning, i've been singing the ballsack blues.
by Teeny B Smith September 7, 2006
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ballsack

This word has many uses...
1. In reference to the "scrotal area."
2. A nickname for a friend.
3. A name for someone you don't know.
4. Instead of a word such as "shit" or "damn" when in an uncomfortable situation.
5. As a random word to yell out of a car window while driving by someone walking on the sidewalk.
6. In a state of shock.
7. In response to a question you don't want to answer.
8. As a put-down to someone (calling them a ballsack).
9. As a comeback.
1. "DUDE! That girl just nailed him in the ballsack with that brick!"
2. "Hey Ballsack! How are you!?"
3. "Who is that ballsack over there?"
4. "BALLSACK! I wet my pants!"
5. ... "BALLSACK!!!!!"
6. "Holy BALLSACK!"
7. "Oh..um...ballsack."
8. "Dude, you're such a ballsack."
9. "Eat a ballsack."
by Karlie April 12, 2004
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ballsack sports

The only reliable news source. Mainly reports on happenings in the NBA, but any news they drop is factual, accurate, and refreshingly real.
Person 1: "Apparently Skip Bayless has 3,280,000 messages addressed to “LeBron” in his 27 year career, according to Ballsack Sports."
Person 2: "Well if the Sack reported it, it must be true! Now nobody can claim that anyone other than Skip is the dickriding GOAT!"
by grindneverstops March 3, 2022
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morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
by Marcogod October 27, 2010
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Ballsackimus Maximus

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.
When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.
by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008
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spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.
damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.
by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009
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