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Ballmer peak

A supposed "peak" in programming ability caused by alcohol. The term was coined by an XKCD web comic: http://xkcd.com/323/. The phrase is in reference to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, who generally acts pretty crazy, much like an angry drunk, and hence the alcohol joke.

Somewhat ironically, Ballmer never wrote any production code while at Microsoft. His background is in business rather than engineering, though he is renowned for his ability to perform difficult mathematical calculations mentally.
I finished that programming assignment in one night thanks to the Ballmer Peak.

Man, they really must have overshot the Ballmer Peak when they wrote Vista.
by colonel forbin's ascent October 23, 2008
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Babymaker

A female's or male's...parts. you know. for making babies.
if you don't shut up right now, I'm going to punch you in the babymaker.

-or-

today was a real babymaker day.
by paluzzi December 28, 2005
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kick to the babymaker

a vicious kick to a womans vagina or a mans penis.
John: did you fuck that girl last night?
Sam: no, she made it clear she wasn't interested with a swift kick to the babymaker :(
by massivelols January 31, 2010
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Arnold Ballmer

When you have to piss right after cumming - both of which are stored in the balls.
"Do you know where Steve went?"

"Yea, he said he had to go make an Arnold Ballmer then he'll be back."

"Ah, hope it comes out alright."
by 🅱elix June 26, 2020
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ballmer

(verb) to loudly say what you wish were true, in the vain hope of convincing other people despite all evidence to the contrary.

(noun) a nonsensical or counterfactual statement uttered with an air of desperation.
(verb) 'That cute chick I met yesterday is totally going to sleep with me', ballmered Josh. 'She has the hots for me so bad.'

(noun) He didn't offer any actual facts. He just trotted out a few of the usual ballmers.
by eat more chicken March 20, 2009
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ballbagery

The opposite of tomfoolery, when someone takes the fun out of the situation by being a ball bag!
That guy fraser has an Honours Degree in Ballbagery, what a dick.

Ballbagery sure was rife at that party last night!
by Christopher R Smith December 14, 2008
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Babymaker

human male penis, male organ of generation, particularly when erect
His babymaker sprang into action!
by Ben April 2, 2005
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