balbon

Extremely hairy, only used for human beings with hair on their chests. So hairy in fact, that their hair can be used as clothing. Pets are not considered balbon. Sometimes, balbon is used for phrases such as "huli ka balbon" which means i caught you balbon.

Mark William Janda is so balbon!

Hi, I like balbon girls because they are fluffy.

by neneborgs May 7, 2007

Balconied

A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.

IAN3111: You got balconied son.
herki hawkeye: No, I didn't!
Jon: Scrub.

by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006

Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

Balonious

A purposeful lie about a false statement. A combination of bologna and erroneous. A fabricated error.

It can be used in a courtroom. For example, "That is balonious and you are felonious!"

"The young man's arrogant boasting about his exceptional athletic ability proved to be balonious when his team lost the game."

by Jordan Clouse September 7, 2009

Babonic Plague

the norovirus that shut down Babson College during March-April 2009

Hey man, I can't come over. I've got the Babonic Plague and I'm vomming all over the place.

by concernedcitizen123 March 30, 2009

balconize

to confess one's liking as more than a friend to the one who is liked. Traditionally done on a balcony on graduation or prom night.

After hiding his four years of feelings for her, he balconized to her after the awards ceremony.

by MikiBY October 7, 2012