balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

Baronium

Successor of the mad Titan, Daimo and a friend of Jason Derulo. Baronium is also a chef.

“Watch out for Baronium, he’s been trained in culinary arts by Daimo.”

by cringe terminator June 5, 2019

Baconium

Baconium (Atomic Symbol Bc) - The fundamental atom that is the foundation for what we know as Bacon. This element can be used for a variety of chemical compounds and industrial applications; however,the word is most common associated with food dish containing bacon.

A plain cheeseburger could be turned "baconic" with the simple addition of bacon.
Sodium Baconic Oxide (NaBc2) can be used as a bacon flavored alternative to help with heartburn.
Cubic Baconic (Chemical Symbol BcSiO4) is man ring made from Baconium that smells like bacon.
Baconic Nitrate (Chemical Symbol Bc4O3) is a fertilizer similar to Ammonium Nitrate.

Greg: "Miss, would please add some apple smoked bacon to my grilled chicken salad?"
Chrissy: "How is your salad?"
Greg: "Completely baconic!"

by glogue34 May 7, 2013

Bylonium

When you've been lonely for so long, you've forgotten what love means and you cry until your cured.

Person 1: ”Do you think Toni and Carl love each other yet?”
Person 2, with puffy eyes: ”What's love?” -sniff-
Person 1: ”dude..are you Bylonium..?”
Person 2: ”yeeEAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA”

by Mkehshel May 21, 2020

balconium

Synonym for "garden leave". The period of time after leaving a job when you're still under contract but not required or allowed in the office.

I'm currently on a balconium but will start a new job in July.

I'm taking a balconium at the moment.

by WidgetFoo July 12, 2024