el bajio

A region of central Mexico characterized by being the lowlands adjacent to the highlands of neighboring Jalisco. El Bajio is comprised of parts Aguascalientes, southern Jalisco, Querétaro, and most notably Guanajuato.

El Bajio is often considered the region with the best quality of life in Mexico and the safest. With its bustling economy, rich cultural centers, and historical significance El Bajio is considered by many to be a picturesque vacation spot, and people from there love to return their annually to visit their families and partake in the fiestas.
Despite all this, people from El Bajio residing in the U.S. have managed to earn the reputation of being backwoods hillbilly type "paisas" who marry their cousins and have sex with farm animals. People from El Bajio are typically of the native indigenous composition characterized by being short in stature with little to no body hair or facial hair, large aquiline noses, and curly hair. They are very proud to be from El Bajio and typically found youth and adult soccer teams in leagues such as the AYSO and name them "El Bajio" or "Bajio Juniors". People from El Bajio will often celebrate or exclaim for joy or excellence by shouting "PURO BAJIO!" When somebody from their home town does something awesome.

5'6" Indio from el Bajio who scored a goal: "PUUUUUUUUUUUURO BAJIO! PURO BAJIO. PURO BAJIO!"

6'3" Spaniard on the other team: "Callate pinche indio del bajio, van perdiendo 5-1. Chinga tu hermana, Tizoc."

by El Indio October 30, 2020

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Bajiquan

Baji Quan, or the Eight Infinite Fist, is a direct style of Kung Fu that teaches the student to defeat an attacker with one single technique. It originated in the villages of Cang County in the Hebei Province of China. Based on the Cang County Historical Records, the founder of this style of Kung Fu is Wu Zhong. According to their records, Wu Zhong learned the art from two Taoist monks named Lai and Pi. Unfortunately, the origins of these two monks are unknown. The training in Baji Quan is long, rough, and often unbearable. Students of this style spend a long period of time maintaining low stances to develop its well-known internal power. One of the main characteristics of this style is its loud stomps that punctuates its discharging of energy

Bajiquan’s external appearance is rather simplistic while the usage of internal body mechanics is quite sophisticated. It is characterized by being practical and powerful. As a close range style, Baji Quan uses all eight locations of the body to deliver cruel and painful strikes. The eight locations of the body, head, shoulders, elbows, hands, feet, buttocks, hips, and knees, are trained to their extreme perfection. The practitioner of this style would approach an opponent from a long-range position and close to a body-to-body contact distance. While getting closer to an opponent, the eight locations of the body are continuously employed in all directions, and every technique becomes faster and more powerful than the previous. Baji Quan is a very fierce and ruthless style of Kung Fu.

by Dancing with Fire January 2, 2011

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bajingo sisters

Women who have had sex with the same man or men. The more men whom they have each had sex with, the closer the bajingo bond. The male version of this is called the weiner cuz. Note that bajingo sisters that have participated in threesomes or moresomes are especially close. Acknowledgement of bajingo sisterhood is often preceded by some degree of jealousy in one or more parties.

As seen on the TV show Scrubs.

Kim: Elliot, you're sleeping with my ex-boyfriend!
Elliot: Well, same goes for you!
Kim: Whoa!
Elliot: Yup. We're bajingo sisters.
*they make out* <-- Note: this may or may not occur.

by zeeroid April 22, 2009

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