bag pipes

when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time

she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.

by tyler March 9, 2005

Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.

That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.

by misfit December 7, 2003

Bag-pipe

When you put your ball bag so deep in a women’s throat it hits her wind pipe.

My girlfriend gagged after I bag-piped her.

by Billy Breathes December 3, 2018

bag pipe

anal sex

Yo jules, i bagpiped ur sister

by urzaman June 22, 2003

Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

by Elishiuos May 25, 2006

Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.

I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !

by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020